Your name is ABI and you are EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY SCI-FI MOVIES. You enjoy WATCHING TELEVISION SHOWS and making lots of STUPID TEXT POSTS. You also have a fondness for SILLY HATS. You like to think you are WITTY AND HILARIOUS, but really you're probably coming off as ANNOYING.
Disclaimer: I currently have no plans to make tiny whales.
I came home and walked in on my mom using my iPad to take this picture of our chicken..
Me when I’m writing an essay.
“mommy, can I-“
“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”
Jack tells Will to go home this week because nobody got murdered horribly. The only case is a puppy which doesn’t have a home. Will gets the puppy. They go for a walk in the park and get ice cream. Will sits on a bench and gives the puppy licks of his ice cream. He says quietly, “This is nice.” The ice cream is not people.
END CREDITS.
First day at my new job!
I’m deleting
how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself
no but like hannibal is like so misunderstood i mean sure hes a killer who eats people but like inside him there is a really big great AMOUNT OF THE PEOPLE HE HAS KILLED AND EATEN
looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
